/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>stay up all night playing poker
>have to lifeguard in the morning
>rainy day at 55+ community
>fuck it, i'll lay back under the awning, no one will come
>wake up groggy to a man standing in front of me
>jump up and shove sign-in book at him
......
>"hi, i'm the owner of the company"
>fuk