/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53475223
Joke's on you, I reported myself.

>>52665310
>>news doesn't matter
News definitely matters. Look what the WSJ did the oil last week just by being stupid. Cannabis stocks see-saw on the slightest hint of news of a Cannabis legalization. Microchip stocks are tied to news in China about whether they will reopen or not. Many such cases.

>>52442473
>a woman with no children and a healthy BMI is unrealistic standards in the modern world.
That's doom and gloom defeatist bullshit. By standards, I mean not getting hung up on her unibrow, body odor or dank ass farts. Not every is as perfect as you anon, and you can't let perfect be the enemy of good. Learn to love the imperfections.

Now give me one bull signal and one bear signal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY

>>52374419
>no way in hell sequoia doesnt know the game.
Ok, fine Sequoia is in on it, but how did they scam the Ontario Teachers Pension, or Blackrock. And why would giant funds like those be ok with losing money hand over fist for (((them))).