/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh no fellow baggies the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap expired and we didn't MOASS on the same day! What shall we do!? We didn't even have any gains today either! 0%! Gamestop is in shambles and I think it's best if we un-DRS our shares and donate them directly to the WEF. They are the experts after all and it's more important that our ruling class is happy. Ever heard of trickle down economics? Just listen to what our masters say and some day we will be the ones oppressing the poor. NOW IS THE TIME FOR UNITY

>>56654844
Guys I'm sewiouswy in the shit. The wuv of my wife is witewawwy so pissed off with me wight nyow. Thwoughout aww of 21-22 I was weading out aww of the DD to hew, I sounded wike a cwinge Wedditow but she went awong with it because she (wike I) was so convinced by it aww.
Wong stowy showt we put ouw savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and biwthdays. We went in weawwy hawd at 180, we twied wowewing hew avewage, and we've stiww onwy got 2000 ow so shawes. We've pwobs got about 70k in this thing at this point. Aww week she's been supew pissed at me, cwying, sweawing, I've nyevew seen hew so incensed. She's gonye to stay at hew sistews who fucking hates me, and the sistew is nyow convincing hew to seww hew hawf of the shawes as she thinks it's going to continyue tanking. I'm faiwwy cewtain my gf is going to weave me. WTF shouwd I do?

>>56335024
>someone is seething so hard at people holding this stock
They are having a GME meltdown

>>56172505
More (You)s equal more money mr Singh. Unless... you're not a pajeet and are actually posting for free?

Hedgies in approximately 10 minutes

>>55056038
What if this shit actually happened after three years instead of yet another hype meme tweet and I could leave this place forever and never look back fucking finally

What I imagine the last moments of a mid-tier hedgie turned shill looks like