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>I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend this gathering, I'm terribly busy meeting clients in Essen, then I must catch a flight to Bangkok for compulsory R&R. In my place I have sent my son, Beauregard (recent photo attached). He is a bit of a... free spirit, and I would request that those in attendence refrain from the use of any nicknames he insists upon for himself. And do bear with his penchant for "trucker talk," he means well and is quite bright when he wants to be.
>However, if he should show up with a blonde-haired ne'er do well clad in denim, turn them away at once, and I shall deal with him on my own time, to avoid any inconvenience to the congregation.
Thank you for informing us of your unavoidable circumstances. Your presence will certainly be missed, but we understand the demands of your engagements. Rest assured, we'll extend the warmest of welcomes to Beauregard and ensure he is treated with the utmost respect during the gathering. We've made a note regarding his preferences, and our staff will be advised to address him properly and refrain from any nicknames.

Regarding your latter concern, our staff will be discretely briefed to be on the lookout and act accordingly should such a situation arise.

We trust Beauregard will have an enjoyable and memorable evening with us. Safe travels to you, and we hope to have the pleasure of your company at a future event.