/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29591621
>>29591651
$53!!!!!

BUY BUY BUY
EMOJIS MOON DIAMOND ROCKET EMOJIS

>sold my calls at close yesterday for puts
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

I'm all in INUV waiting for it to 100% being told that it'll be the next GNUS.. but I also want to take some out of it and put in literally everything that is mooning right now.. fuckkk I'll make more by just holding and waiting but watching everything moon hurts

>>19317587
>you have exactly 25 seconds to convince me not to all in on EWJ and FXI puts
FXI is rigged.
Their "companies" are all just fronts for the Chinese government.
As long as Chinese citizens have a legitimate stake in Chinese stock prices, the plunge protection squad would never let the prices show their true values.

>>19302599
HK is back into full-on protest like they had 6-9 months ago.
There was some solid discussion about it a couple threads ago.

>>19302625
>He doesn't go all in on memes all the time
Not since I started playing with big boy money

>>19302549
>four decades
>successful
>foreign policy
>the US invasion of Iraq following 9/11 and Obama's era of regime toppling is "successful U.S. foreign policy in the middle east"
As long as it's democrat-leaning, you can type up a fucking stroke and the mainstream won't question it

>SPY 295
Wow.
Woooowww.
You faggots got me good.
Here I was thinking I was the turbo-bull for the past couple months, and some fucker was shilling SPY 300 last night, and I said "nah, probably 290, but 295 max and that'd be wild"
Fuck, man.

>>19169741
BPD (like many female disorders) is ill defined, generally just a way for psychiatrists to convince women they need to take xanax and calm down.
The way I'd diagnose it is when you finish eating your awful food at Buffalo Wild Wings in 2016 with the homestuck cosplay girl you met on tinder, and you decide to go on a fun drive up in the mountains by her house. On the drive over she tells you an incomprehensible story about how her Mormon dad became an ambien addict, cheated on her mom, and that's why she has to use a fake name which sounds like a final fantasy character's. You laugh nervously, not sure where this is going. Still headed up the mountain, you pass by a historic cemetery, and think it'd be cute to drive through. 2/3 of the way through, a black cat crosses your path, the girl starts to hysterically demand you turn around. Thinking she's joking you keep driving, until you realize she's on the verge of tears and makes you drive out in reverse. As darkness falls you take her to a church parking lot overlooking the city. While you make out in the car she tells you you remind her of her aforementioned dad. You almost do a spit-take, what could this mean? She says she likes that.

>>14026680
How much does your company pay you?

>>5512224
I bought 500 at 15k sats. I am comfy as a motherfucker.