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Consider me a h8r, no human can be right 100% of the time. This prophecy is misguided.
Elevator going down!

>>7099882
>54% likelihood
>binance says they're going to delist ven
>everyone panics to gtfo and sells all their ven at firesale prices
>binance's bots scoop up all of that cheap ven
>binance decides not to delist ven after all
>binance bots trade between each other to manipulate price back up
>everyone fomo's in again

Or....
>45% likelihood:
>all those whales' bots are continuing to run their trade algorithms oblivious to the impending delistment
>tfw the whales get fucked into ginormous bagholders who drown at the bottom of the ocean crushed by the pressure & weight of incredibly heavy bags

Or....
>1%
>idk lol

I just turned 21, and inherited $83,000 in Vanguard index funds.

My grandpa died a few years back, and left the money for me so that I could use it for grad school. He spent almost 2 decades slowly dollar-cost averaging and indexing, building this money up, before leaving it to me to take possession of when I turn 21.

I've been watching the crypto market since June, and have agonizingly missed out on some easy 10X gains since I couldn't get access to the money until my 21st.

Shill me on some good long-term coins that I can buy and forget about for a year