/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59161451
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56803197
>So it's safe to say we now have direct evidence that Ryan WILL kill again
Didn't you hear the news? I have it on reliable sources familiar with the matter that Ryan just killed Charlie Munger in his home. He probably strangled him to death for all the chicanery we had to deal with in the threads today kek.

>>56270625
IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN

JANNIE approved thread, comfy bake once again shoah'd once by faggot comped jannies. Shame on you JANNIE, clean it up

Repoastan:
>>56269709 #
So Goldman Sachs and Home Depot made a fucky wucky, and now GME needs to drop 5% on no news, for two days in a row, on the opening weekend of Dumb Money, right after Ryan got appointed as CEO? God gives his silliest battles to his funniest warriors.

Verification not required, JANNIE

Repoastan:
>>56269709 #
So Goldman Sachs and Home Depot made a fucky wucky, and now GME needs to drop 5% on no news, for two days in a row, on the opening weekend of Dumb Money, right after Ryan got appointed as CEO? God gives his silliest battles to his funniest warriors.

SNEED HEDGIES

>>56200946
Bobby baggies desperately need to pair gme to their shit-stock, it's the only way they can justify their losses. Friday can't come soon enough.

>>56128234
You're welcome fren, it's gonna be an awesome time. I bet I wouldn't even have to flaunt my wealth to get with her either. My unflinching self-confidence alone from once again being proven right might just be enough to keep her attracted. The aura is real. I'll be looking like the average working joe, but walking around with King Kong European SNEED in my nuts from the universe vindicating my path in life. We're gonna usher in the Second Renaissance and all hedgies can do is seethe and gnash their teeth.

>>56114692
>Uhh sir? One of the NEETs just called about his delayed dividend. He's grown impatient, and wanted an important message sent directly to upper management.
>O-ok? W-what was it t-then?
>TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW!!!
>YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!!!
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIE!!! CLEAN IT UP!!!
>C-can you give me a moment alone please? Thank you...
>...
>M-muh blood pressure...these NEETs are gonna be the death of me...
The future never looked so bright bros.

Hello frens, hope you don't mind me dropping by real quick to sneed hedgies? Ok cool thanks *ahem*

SNEED HEDGIES

>>55846563
Always have been, King.

>>55841228
>>55841245
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>>55841341
>Gross clearly expects GameStop to follow AMC downward. Yet it's worth noting that he's labeled meme stocks "nonsense" in the past, and bet against both companies at the height of the buying frenzy. He ended up making about $20 million from the trades, after initially losing enough money to keep him up at night.
Just when I begin to feel the slightest bit of doubt about whether we're right about our investment choice, shit like this always comes out if the woodwork to remind me of just how fucked (((Wall Street))) is, and the /comfy/ comes back. All they had to do was let us play videogaemz.

>>55680461
I don't remember talking to you

>>55618526
Im crashing this market with my 12 linkies

>>55574170
I would if i felt insecure or if i had any doubts

>they didnt know

>>55489555
Checked for good taste

>mfw we're up 1.34% from when the idiot hedgies tried to gigadump us
I'm lovin' it.

GIMME BACK MY GAINZ BITCH

Only buys below $20 are a steal at this point. I dare hedgies to keep this game up for another year. It's amazing, their hubris literally opens the way for a better cost basis every three months. Price goes down, I buy, I win. Price crabs, I hold, I sleep. Price goes up, I hold, I win. So basically, I'm just winning day and night!

>>55085451
Picrel, it's (you). Sign up for a Fidelity account, buy your 5 shares, crack the whip, and make those wagies pick that cotton (force them to DRS your shares). Your Computershare account will automatically be created for you when the transfer is complete.

>>55051841
UUUU

>mfw the 1D and 1Y are almost the same
SNEED HEDGIES

>>54973116
Well? Post your puts faggot.

i'm changing my stand to Andre 3000