/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53462404
you did indeed post this. But guess what, single stocks are volatile as fuck and zuck is still a metaverse retard. Cash it out and move it to etfs

B BBY
A MC
G ME

>>50935207

Gotta be honest anons, this finally made me download and sign up with Uniswap and an ETH wallet and yeet $10k into this. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm in this with yall crazy assholes.

I'M GONNA I'M GONNA SQUOOOOOOZE

so this place is literally filled with reddi.tards now?

>>29775841

WAIT FOR IT BRO HONESTLY THIS TIME ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL ITS DIFFERENT JUST TRUST ME OKAY TRUST THE PLAN JUST RELAX ITS HAPPENING THE GAMMARAMA LE EPIC REDDIT SQUEEZARAMA OKAY? JUST HOLD THE LINE LIKE Q!

GUYS PLEASE
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SELL
THE NIGGER FROM REDDIT WITH THE ANIME PICTURES PROMISED US A SQUEEZE
HE TOLD US FOR A WEEK THAT WE WOULD TAKE DOWN THE HEDGIES REMEMBER
JUST WAIT HE TOLD US THE FAGGOT DOING THESE THREADS PROMISED US
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SQUEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>87
>87
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MOMMY MY SQUEEOOOOOZAAHHH

How are my little squozoozlers doing?

There's only 60 million shares, right? If 50 million people all try to buy a share or two, what do you think would happen?

>>29603328
diamond hands

enjoy this little squeeze while it lasts, but remember you will never see $400+ ever again. so many bagholders will dump out at any sign of breaking even just to be done with the anguish

Less than 10 minutes till markets open
POST YOUR WARFACE ANONS

>>29551952

You still holding anything anon?

buy $mlk its so fkin rare when wsb finds out

gon squoze squeez squezo squozo

MIL.K

>>29013582
>implying Im a hedgie

Whatever you say, the point is my positions are deep itm. Keep fighting for redditors getting tattoos on their asses though. Im willing to bet behind the laughing pepe you posted is a red position because you're still believing in a squeeze on gme lmfao

>spoiler - Im so deep itm that if I see gme going up I can afford to buy calls on it because redditors who bought at $300+ are paying for my lunch

>>28393177
Have another

>>28364824
based how will hedgies ever recover?

>>28301827
I would assume there was no glorious fight. All these people just sat on their swaps and sold them for a bunch of money when they made it.

>kike
>shlomo
>my fellow whites
Meanwhile, ever other youtuber shilling GME is a literal Jew.

NO IT'S NOT

>wsb