/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21425301
sorry, lower than 4 million dollar market cap.

It is literally free money

>>20768786

>lawyer
>$340,000
>$200,000 a year salary
>want to kms

I can't wait until all these landlord contact my law office to evict these scumbag tenants.

They may think their tendies are safe after they get their asses thrown out, but forgot that I can garnish their bank account

>>18114038

COMES NOW, Plaintiff, before Judge Boomer, Circuit Judge for [insert state here] and hereby alleges and states:

1. On [date here] Faggot signed a lease (Exhibit-A).
2.On [date here] Faggot failed to pay rent as required by the lease.

BREACH OF LEASE
3. Plaintiff hereby incorporates paragraphs 1-2 seeks payment for breach of contract for failure to pay rent as required by the lease.
4. Plaintiff seeks [insert back rent here].

EVICTION
5. Plaintiff hereby incorporates paragraphs 1-2 and seeks a writ of possession of the property to evict Faggot from the premises.

ATTORNEYS FEES
6. Plaintiff hereby incorporates paragraphs 1-2 . In the lease, Plaintiff is entitled to attorneys fees from Faggot.

WHEREFORE Plaintiff respectfully requests this honorable Court for relief.

lawfag here

I cannot wait to sue some scumbag tenants into oblivion as they shid and cry in front of the Honorable Boomer, Circuit Judge in and for [insert state here].

Most of those leases entitle the landlord to attorneys fees so I can buy more stink links