/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55400014
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i boughtededed at 1 cent

>observer: wait wasnt the ico 11 cents

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i am an elite inssthhhhhider, youre a heckin bulgarian!!!’n

>observer: ummm ok, how did that happen?

>duuuuuuuuuuuuude you need help, you do this for free!!!!!!

>HODL marinesthhhhhh!!!!

>>53098796
>duuuuuuuuude i downvoted you for not joining the gamestop cult
>duuuuuude seriously in the future, like, seriously broooooo, you need a heckin advisor
>i mean duuuuuuuuude, like, duuuuuuuude, if you dont want to get scammed by my cult, you need halppppp!!!!!

I would never have the stomach to be a gaslighting cult member. I honestly dont know how you guys do it. It’s sickening. I imagine that’s why Sergei(your cult leader) has aged 15 years in the last three years. He looks like hell, which I imagine most of you do.

>>51400339
>duuuuuude we have the best team ever, because WE JUST DO ALRIGHT!!!!

>duuude this is a serious project, if you want quick dog coin gains, go buy shib, doge, or our main sponsor coin, VOLT INU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>51306212
American here. No idea where Bulgaria is, dont care. Maybe we bombed them once? Too many to keep track of. Anyways, friendly reminder youre getting scammed, bitch

virtue signaled about they could never buy dog coins because their project was so serious and businesslike? Then in ‘22

>main sponsor at conference no one wants to attend is a dog coin
>the main spectacle at the conference is a hamburger eating meetup
>the rival group the marines hate (reddit) sold out at higher prices and think the project is a scam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Hubris is your downfall

>duuuuuuuude literally everyone will use this!!! >Celsius,bancor explode, usage numbers down exponentially

>p p please come to my conference sir, here's a coupon for a burger
>conference price discounted 80%

>w w we're amazon!!! Similarities: one, token price goes down. Differences: everything else

>Soon bro!!! (Insert next year here) will be fireworks

>I can't believe no one is talking about (insert screenshot of something obscure here), this board sucks, no moarrrr breadkrumbzzz

>Man I love owning bulgarian fudderzzzz...
>35 posts of projected anger

>if you want quick gains go buy a dog coin!!!
>Major conference literally sponsored by a dog coin

>>51041771
Your schtick mightve played last year but not anymore buddy.

Gather round for more “breadcrumbs” marines!!!! So this is what they brought Eric Schmidt on for. Thank god its finally paying off.