/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17709217
>mfw it was designed in a lab to quell the HK protests, and it hitched a ride at the bottom of someone's shoe.
That would be hilarious, but I'm more inclined to believe it was just a moron who ate something funky.

On Monday, I can finally trade commission-free on Schwab. Looking forward to blowing up my account even faster now.

>>14924596
You should've put him in a position where he needs a pen but doesn't have one.

>>13944476
Just tell HR that you're 1/8th Native American :^)

>>11596227
"Of course not. You're just there to photograph the sports action!"

is what I would tell myself.

>>11457806
>stay on target
You know the funny thing about that? In Star Wars, when Gold Leader started panicking, Gold 5 (his wingman) started telling him to calm his shit and "stay on target". After Vader rekt Gold Leader, Gold 5 basically pulled out and left.

>>11074596
>he panic sold NIO

>>11068394
I sold 80% of my shares today, and the proceeds from the sale almost exactly match what I spent on NIO, so now I'm just riding on free shares. Feels good man.

>>10453048
I thought you force yourself to have children at the behest of your bored, retired parents begging for grandchildren.

>>10231232
Replace BGFV with HMNY, and that's me, friend.

PEP and KHC gives no fucks.

>>9698983
Whatever you do, do it before Trump cancels the Canada-Mexico-EU trade war, and before the Koreas reunify.

Tomorrow Trump is going to announce that the US-NK nuclear summit is back on, and our stocks will rise HIGH.

>>9610249
>But, interestingly, the tax didn't seem to influence consumption of sugary fruit drinks such as fruit flavors of Snapple or Sunny Delight. "It may have something to do with the perception of fruit beverages being healthier than sugared soda, despite the fact that they contain similar amount of added sugar," Zhong told us by email.
All PEP and KO have to do is give their sodas a fruity marketing name, slap a picture of a fruit on the bottle, and voila. Increased sales despite the tax!

>>9425565
AMRS is going to tank AH.