/biz/ - Business & Finance

Im 32 years old, this idea that suddenly my balls are going to be drained FOR me by an actual woman and I can take a permenant vacation and see any sight I want (and probably get the opportunity to live for a very very long time) just sounds... like as if its to good to be true. Of course the entire world has to fall into a financial black hole before that is allowed to happen. Why couldent they help themselves by not fucking the very people holding up the world so unjustifiably? All you fucks had to do was treat nerds with a little bit of fucking respect. Not play the entire world against us. Fuck you.