/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57563986
That's just how low the bar has been set, son. Really says a lot about how shit of a house the rest of the governments on earth keep.

>>56238388
>so my wife doesn't leave me for an investment banker or brain surgeon.... if that makes me insane, so be it.
If you're worried that she might do that then maybe she doesn't love you to begin with. Don't tie your happiness and self worth to someone else, no matter how much you love them. In the end you'll be the only person who ever truly stuck it out with you to the end. I know I would feel the same if I had a wife, but I don't and I have the unattached clarity to tell you up front.
If you're going to do it, that's fine, do what you enjoy and what makes you money. But don't let some fallacy about trying to get your wife to love you be the motivation for it. You'll resent her for making you do shitty work, and you'll hate the shitty work because it's done for the benefit of keeping a woman happy.
Do it for yourself. Not for a woman or a company or ANYONE else!

A thread in which all the biggest midwits come together to shill their "achktually I'm a super schizo autist" investment strategies based on /pol/ memes and a desire to lose money.

So what'll it be fellas? LINK, XRP, Monero, GME? Should we all start stacking silver? Let us know how many more weeks until housing collapses. And will Bitcoin go to 10k, 8k, 2k, or lower?

I do need gains. And (you)s. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every anon on this board will control their OWN threads. A board of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ALPHA, not spam. Ruled by DIGITS, not jannies. Where the bump order changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where decent posts and alpha are back where they belong: in the hands of the anons! Where every /biz/raeli is free to post -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick OPs and chicken-shit bobofags. Fuck this 24/7 pajeet spew of scamcoins and slide threads. Fuck the bots. Fuck the Jannies! Fuck all of it! /biz/ is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the rules clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new /biz/ will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The jeets will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make /biz/ GREAT AGAIN!

>What the hell are you talking about?

You still don't get it. I'm using spam as a business to get (you)s... so I can end spam as a business! In my new /biz/, people will post and bump for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for gains! Not for what they're told is the next 100X. Every man will be free to OP his own threads!

>I’m making the mother of all dumps here Wojak!

>evade taxes for 3 years
>hyperinflation causes your crypto and stocks to be worth trillions of monopoly money dollars
>sell one (1) BTC to pay back all your taxes
simple as

>>28903164
I support abortion but unlike you I'm not a hypocrite. Abortion is murder. And there's nothing wrong with murder as long as you can get away with it.

>>28583432
A woman is going to be a feminist, a girl is going to want a strong man to make her feel special. Women are broken, they're a waste of time.

any anons here know what's going to happen? I work in Bay Area so extremely likely that they will try to force vaccines when we go back to work. Is there any legal remedy here? For example, the UC system requires vaccination in order to attend. While this is public sector, this would establish precedence for compliance with vaccine records / denial of admittance if unwilling. Here are the main questions I have that if someone in the know could answer would probably provide a lot of clarity to this board.

>Can I offer to continue to WFH if I choose not to get the vaccine? Wouldn't this be something an employment rights lawyer would offer as afflicted party offering remedy?

>If I am terminated after offering to continue WFH, do you think that I can file a class action lawsuit along with other terminated employees? Do you think it would be likely to win in court?

>From what I understand that while CA is employment at-will, there are protections regarding many things including disability. If you have suffered allergies in the past to certain medications, can you establish that this was a debilitating factor sufficient to avoid the vaccine til a large enough rollout to deem its efficacy? Would requiring me to take the vaccine be a violation of this?

>If I have previously had COVID, can I submit proof of having the antibodies of proof that I do not need the vaccine?

Cooking is the chaddest hobby

>Saves big money
>Make better food than pre-made shit because you made it the way YOU like it
>Makes bitches wet
>smooth knife handling skills put you on the level of any black-belt fighter.

>>18495392
It's time to jump-start the economy, Jack.

Even if I make it, no amount of money will make him real