/biz/ - Business & Finance

So my parents are being laid off next week from a Fortune 500 company. Guess it’s going to bullish for the stock market huh, /biz/?

>>20119769

ATTENTION: We are very sorry to announce that our main speaker has passed away in a tragic accident. His last words were: “buy the dip faggot”.

What could he mean by this? We shall never know. Unfortunately the main speaker died leaving behind no family or friends.

We sincerely apologise for the inconvenience caused.

Hey /biz/...you hanging in there?

I have $10k in cash. What do I buy to turn it into 100k in 3 months?
If I fail, I promise to livestream with helium tank.

>>18294560
russia is fucked heavily, ruble is fucked it went from 50 rubles per dollar to 80, thats the result of oil faggotry

t. russian fag

Is there even anything to look forward to in cryptos after Bakkt?

>>15021278
pls fren tell us now, Im losing hope. when I cant trust frens anymore, I will just have to get the rope..

OP here, currently wagecucking. reading your stories makes me feel less alone and stupid for missing the chance of my life. thank you frens. we all gonna make it..hopefully.

the pump to from 3.5k to 8.5k was the last dead cat bounce, the smart people cashed out at 15-20k and never looked back. all that is left over are a bunch of autistic poorfags and pajeets. we fucked it up, we had the chance and we fucked up. its unironically over.

Fuck /biz/... I’m shaking... I just calculated that I need to save up approximately $650,000 for retirement assuming I live on for 20 years after 65, living off on 20k a year and an extra 250k in case of additional medical expenses like cancer or some shit

Just How the fuck am I going to save that much money?

I currently earn $22k a year as a junior software developer and only manage to save 2k a year. Assuming I eventually manage to get a better job and eventually save 10k a year it’s still not going to be enough to reach the 650k target

>inb4 go 100% in crypto

only grown ups and non-pajeets in this thread please