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It all... returns.. to nothing.. it just keeps tumbling down tumbling down... jk I sold at 59k sats

t. 3k dollars portfolio. I hate being poor. You'll be like me soon if you keep holding this chink coin. China is the future super power and master race but this chink coin won't be. The Chinese Empire will rule the world. Average life of a Chinese citizen in 2080:

>2080
>be chink
>wake up to breakfast in bed prepared by android maid
>eat it while she sucks your dick
>go to work from the other side of the country to Shanghai, arrive in 5 minutes on a high speed hover train
>use your genetically enhanced brain to create some top quality propaganda for the Chinese Empire with your standard hologram touch screen
>finish work after 9 hours and go visit a sexbot brothel with your chink bros
>then leave for a comedy bar, which airs news footage from the USA and Europe
>laugh while watching a hilarious speech from the USA's new spic president
>leave the bar, and a white laowai expat hobo spills some beer on your clothes
>no problem, you have stainproof high tech fibers, but you beat him to death anyway for fun using your genetically enhanced strength
>come home and fuck your wife. She's just an average girl who looks like pic related, but she's loves you so it feels pretty good

>2080
>be Chinese
>wake up to breakfast in bed prepared by android maid
>eat it while she sucks your dick
>go to work from the other side of the country to Shanghai, arrive in 5 minutes on a high speed hover train
>use your genetically enhanced brain to create some top quality propaganda for the Chinese Empire with your standard hologram touch screen
>finish work after 9 hours and go visit a sexbot brothel with your chink bros
>then leave for a comedy bar, which airs news footage from the USA and Europe
>laugh while watching a hilarious speech from the USA's new mexican president
>leave the bar, and a white laowai expat hobo spills some beer on your clothes
>no problem, you have stainproof high tech fibers, but you beat him to death anyway for fun using your genetically enhanced strength
>come home and fuck your wife. She's just an average girl who looks like pic related, but she's loves you so it feels pretty good

>2080
>be american
>go to work in your american factory
>get laid off because nobody wants american steel
>go for a drink
>get stabbed for being white
>call ambulance
>N/A
>call girlfriend
>Tyrone answers while she's moaning in the background
>die