/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you shill/FUD here with the intention of trying to get a lower or higher price, you are completely retarded. Especially swing LINKers. You honestly think the NEETs on 4chan have enough money they are willing to move at your discretion to sway the price of even the lowest shitcoin? Not a chance. Theres like 50 people here, most of whom live with their parents. I am glad that the swing LINK discord trannies got BTFO when LINK didnt go back down, but now we have to deal with their insufferable retardation in the form of LINK FUD threads. You guys wont affect the price of shit, you never did. You got lucky(or one of your leaders managed to use his room temperature IQ to figure out how an MACD works) and timed your shills/fuds with the natural cycles of the market. It was all a LARP from the start, and you should feel bad if you thought, even for a second, that your efforts made a difference. Do the world a favor and eat a bullet.

tfw you accidently bought USO calls instead of puts and have to eat the fucking spread.

>>13143902
I've never even gotten any dividends and am everything wrong with the economy... I just spend every second of the day looking at stupid ass charts and making fun of peoples poverty.... I'm going to go jerk off to naked drawn Japanese people now. Pick related it's me and my last trade.

Which one of you just bought!

My memefolio is approaching 0. Is there something I should be doing to stop this?

>>12502774
Aw man, how could I not see this?! Shit, pack it up everybody, sell your stack, Own isn't the SOLE STO platform. Fuck it! Ain't enough room in this space for more than one, Ethereum is here to kludge in their one size fits all solution once again.

>>12174199
Plus, why would overstock be funding both Ravencoin and FLO if they were planning on leaving one to die in a ditch somewhere? They both have their uses.
The difference though, is where we can make profit. Ravencoin is sitting at a $35M market cap right now (peak of ~$111M), while FLO is at only $4.4M currently (peak of ~$51M in January). So, given the similarities in functionality and tokenomics between the two coins, and the fact that they are both being nurtured by tZero, would say that a 10-20X run for FLO is not out of the question, perhaps a 5X at the MINIMUM.
Or maybe I'm just a fucking retard, who knows.

I once saw a bunch of high dividends kill my uncle's cousin's best friend's former room mate. Dividends not even once.

Full Retard Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: 11429152

I sold my puts at the highest point of the high.

Nike's Gone Full Retard Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>Super cheap options commission
https://www.tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

IRC channel:
https://pastebin.com/aV9SkdX0
#/smg/ @ irc.rizon.net

Previous Thread >>>10948132

There are people on this board right now that are unironically buying buttcorns when coinbase is about to list a new coin.

>>6432773
You fucking mong, if you still have "normie coworkers" you have no fucking reason to buy thus shit. Nobody is going to thunk your awesome when your scrubbing floors in gucci fucking twat.

>>6386367
Alot of fags hype it up as a life altering fucking mind opening thing, but yeah it just gets you mad high. Still fucking love it. But yeah, it gets you high thats the whole points of drugs mate

>>5943577
>what is the account viewer
>what is the desktop client
>what is stargazer
>what is lobstr

>>2921851
Salty fomo faggot bought at 4.2k with weak hands sold low and lost, disgraceful.