/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51046629
i'll just sneak in when the apocalypse happens lol

>>49328157
identify as one of the freakazoids and claim you are oppressed, be on the winning side of the wealth theft

So what? When influencers and brainlet retards start shilling a coin you have about 10 hours to dump? Still learning tbqh happy to take tips

Just ordered 10 OGP silver eagles at $24 each from my local coin shop. Excited to finally get my stack going.

>>25757631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PK9_KEHml4

I got summoned for Kleros Jury duty. Dont know if i should go, who’s getting prosecuted?

>>19847356
dont have to spend money if you steal

>>19237925
the $100 ones are guaranteed profit if you buy $1000 of them. how i bought my house

>>19076286
that's funny, I sold a bunch of puts that expire in 2 days. thanks for the money OP

>>18990585
>u dont wont to have sex? kek
I don't really care. My family would be disappointed too if I did before marriage. I don't want hapa children either, and I don't want to have to learn some other person's culture

>quit my minimum wage burger job

I have thousands saved, and I figure that trying to get unemployment (I know normally you never get it if you quit but with the PUA system giving it out if you quit because of corona, and me already being hired for a new job that keeps getting delayed because of corona giving me a chance of getting unemployment because I was never gonna be laid off or have my hours cut because fast food is just getting more business right now)

was this a bad idea? I am really bitter about getting nothing from the government and getting fucked in the ass by the corona pandemic just because I am a young man still a dependent (even though literal teens and kids get $500 wtf) that I figure I had to try and scheme to profit off of all this, rather than keep listening to my boomer parents and slaving for fucking nothing

>tfw can't steal from Walmart anymore because of all the extra security there
Now where will I get my free Skullcandy headphones and car batteries!? FUCK YOU WALMART

>>17681611
the key difference with options is it lets you take advantage of people's greed more than trading other instruments. you just have to tap into your inner jew. spent all last week studying options before coming to this understanding, and i'm up 400 bucks so far

>5k in 2017
>15k now

thanks for the money /biz/

>>13669532
what's this? your shitcoin actually has proven value now? thanks for taking all the risk for me buy buying early, now I'll be taking your LINK when you panic sell at 50 cents once the sell-the-news crash hits

stealing your gains 1% at a time

>mfw I look like this irl and still call others numales and soibois
lol

>cryptocurrency "dies"
>total market cap is <50 mill
>buy everything at forbidden lows

>>3704840
you sure you still have NEO in that wallet? better check again

>tfw I have hazel eyes, receding dark-blonde hair, a big nose, short stature, a nerdy voice, and a German surname, so everyone assumes I'm Jewish even though I'm not
Fuck white privilege, it's Jewish privilege where the goods are

>>2606020
Alright it is close enough.
TFW I bought at $80 yesterday and sold at $160. immediately put in a buy order at $85

post yfw newcoiners think it's over and are about to panic dump all their coins into your waiting bags in a few hours

>>2335562

Getting cucked by Coinbase now