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>IT WAS JUST A BIG MAC SLUSHFUND ALL ALONG

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>51390561
I'm sure Sergey will be devastated that he will have to eat the other 7 bigmacs himself

>>27795914
*block your path*

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>21688053
Philosophy is the basis of all knowledge. Even our ability to ask specific questions within a particular discipline is structured by philosophical insights into the "nature" of that discipline including compsci

how mcdonalds can make bic macs work in the blockchain

>>16223453
the bear market really did eat ''iron fucking hands''.
>I have titanium grade battle hardened hands now you weaklings
the bear market was really rough, all shitty things collided also at those times, layghing out loud!

>>15981076
We love you too big papa

>>14036966
Imagine the smell

I just sold all my link. I holded for 2 years. I waited 2 years for this shit. Enought is enought, fuck this gay board. Fuck you Sergey & fuck chainlink. This shit is not going anywhere. Its over. I would advice to sell your link also before it goes right back to $0.

I must admit that all link holders are fucking delusional

I want him to live a long blessed life. Remember Sergey... if you ever get really sick with anything from AIDS to rheumatoid arthritis. Drink from your own cistern and you shall be healed.

>>13891661
>>13891679
>>13891690
Kek

>>12746930
Very nice OP. Saved =]

I need somebody to calmly explain to me whats going on here.