/biz/ - Business & Finance

I think we are still early I'm not a crypto expert but I can't make sense of top coins and what they do. So I'm guessing this is all a mirage for now that ends.

>btc
it goes up eventually it doesnt and everyone exits
>eth
I dont know what the fuck it does that linux already does for free
>tether
another stablecoin that goes bust eventually
>bnb
the chinese casino guy coin, binance goes bust eventually and CZ runs with money
>USDC
another coin that goes bust
>XRP
Really dont know, just a bunch of /x/ weirdos getting dumped by VC
>a bunch of junk
monero
>a bunch of junk below

>>54522560
>>54522518
Fuck you guys are right. We will all be living in the internet and data is infinity money. Who needs food companies or materials when microsoft and salesforce will be worth a hundred million dollars a share.

>>53671775
What is the secret sauce to becoming ITchad? Cert monkey and help desk your way up? Broadband tech sounds like most comfy "trade" but I'm not sure how the fuck people get in that.

Also who the fuck does straight up "welding" all the time in trades? Full time welder sounds like the most nope job ever.

How do we know vanguard won't pull a FTX in a decade or so and exit scam no refund customers? What is the purpose of a "portfolio" if you cannot self custody it? It is on a centralized server after all.

What would happen to SP500 if someone at a boomer market exchange service pulled a sam bankman?

Guys I will make xmr go to 100k, you see my strategy is...
>make a one off exchange, probably somewhere cool and nerdy like japan but already done, so I will make mt gox 2 in thailand since all the computerfags making a million dollars a year on biz brag about going there all the time with their 8 figure portfolios apparently from being ex managers at FAGMAN
>rug the exchange there, partner with ex CIA to make tether 2.0 stablecoin, put it somewhere cool in like cuba or puerto rico since bahamas are very overrated and done already
>partner with more glowies to make bitfinex's and binance and FTX, hire a bunch of indians/africans/pakistanis/asians wearing exchange branded clothing to shill my shitcoin casinos uh I mean "banks" I mean... "exchanges"
>spread meme on internet that monero needs to be able to host dog jpg NFTs so make ethereum for monero with help from jpmorgan or goldman ballsacks, find some CS major that is into whatever the fuck does trendy shit current year computerfags do, furries, heroin idk
>re innovate my network of scammers since twitter is controlled by elon now, so make a bunch of elon friendly shills work for me to shill the catcoins that come from ethereum for monero on new twitter
>launder the pleb money through my new FTX and use fall guy
>cash out my 99k a monero on the way down to 500 dollars

any holes in my plan?

>>51053523
ywnbaw
/biz/ is the financial arm of /pol/

>>50571258
I am becoming more wealthy due to you weak willed poltroons selling at meager draw-downs, effectively keeping the prices low so I can acquire more. My money has just come in, praise Yah.
Thank you for this, truly

>>49300147
deluded ursine
your overlords claim it's purpose will remain as a store of value