/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54848088
checked

girlfriend asked to make a suicide pact with me
I said yes but only if she goes first (because im not doing it)
How do I financially gain from this?

is fleecing your gf based or cringe?

my gf asked me to take her car to get washed at this expensive hand wash place she gave me $40. I went to self car wash spent $6 pocketed the rest. I also told her I put $100 of gas in for her but actually only put $80

I knowingly went to work with asymptomatic covid and gave it to everyone.
How do I profit from this?

how do I profit on pic related?

>This covers all of crypto from a outsider's narrative perspective and could affect all of crypto.

I FUD cryptos I don't even own for free

>>28278517
ive had portfolio fluctuations greater then your total portfolio

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>>26447495
>100k
>rich

if btc goes below $33k im liquidated

>paypal