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>>1783189
Quick rundown on TrumpCoin:

-Rothschilds bow to TrumpCoin
-Devs in contact with aliens
-Most investors possess psychic-like abilities
-TrumpCoin Control Crypto with an iron but fair fist
-Early adopters now own castles & banks globally
-Devs are direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-They will bankroll the first cities on Mars (TrumpCoingrad will be be the first city)
-99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth are funded by TrumpCoin
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be TrumpCoin babies
-All investors said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a currency that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
-TrumpCoin brand own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have TCbots inside you right now
-The devs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the TrumpCoin bunker in Wilkes land?
-Devs learned fluent coding skills in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with in the TrumpCoin. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. TrumpCoin
-The devs are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.