/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49919562
the real pajeet is here

>>29899244
The black ones steal your wallet.

>>29830082
>The people who made fun of me in school
All the kids that made fun of me grew up to be really ugly adults. Karma had my back. Kek

>>29690314
Next time you talk to him, walk up and casually be like, "Hey how about these clean toilets, huh? Really great to be taking a shit in them right?". Make sure to lightly jab his side with your shoulder as you're saying this. He'll get a kick out of it.

>>29330764
OP was less of a faggot in 2017 than he is now.

>>29141689
Find out how much your boss makes, and then tell him you found a new job that pays double whatever that amount is.

>>28454697
>Everything moons
>DOGE crashes harder
My sides. You bought a scam. Get over it and sell now before it goes back to a penny.

>>28328402
What's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?

You'd eat the bowling ball if you had to.

>>28249572

>>28201857
>>28201914
fucking kek now I'm sad I turned off blockofolio notifs

>>28026701
Hollywood has trained them well.

>>28015131
Elon is pumping the entire thing with his billions. Only normies are buying in, and they're all gonna get dumped on and then sell the bear trap at a loss. Who the fuck cares?

>>27735348
lmao @ all the smoothbrain retards who fell for the gamestop meme

what better way for bagholders of dead stocks to offload than to create a movement to "stick it to the man" and "f the system"

Absolutely classic pump & dump.

>>27655796
Ok, but how long did they ban you for actually BEING a faggot?

>>27567063
>90% of millenials dont even have $1000.
Wow, you just made me feel better about myself, poorfag.

>>27277626
>Brother is an entitled NPC that expects everyone to do things for him.
>tried explaining to my brother what Bitcoin is and how to buy it when it was around 3500.
>He could have done his own research, but he decided to buy weed penny stocks instead.
>He's now pissed off at me because he didn't do his own research. He'd probably have about 3 BTC now if he listened.
>Tries to act like I didn't tell him about it.
>Sent him a screenshot from 2 years ago where I said he should buy some. His text back simply said, "haha ok".
Kek

>>27111726
The only thing breaking out is your face. Ha-haha!

>>26744020
Couldn't you just start a new one and call it r/NotWallStreetBets?

>>26478486
>he trusts modern women to be faithful and not fuck him over.
Not gonna make it.

>>26443837
By doing a 69 in a 55

>>26370731
every fucking time I see this image that head gets larger lmao

>>26354219
Holy shit I've met these people topkek. They think that it's a lot of money when they're really just showing their ignorance to how fucking poor they really are. I worked with this really poor ghetto woman once and one time I heard her say "man, I wish I had 10k dollars" and honestly it just made me want to cry because I just can't fathom being that poor.

>>26311895
Things are so fucked up these days economically and socially that you literally can't get ahead without at least being a little Jewish. By your logic, everybody that's investing in crypto and profiting off money printing and hyperinflation is a Jew. They should change the name of this board from /biz/ to /shekel/

>>26215422
>he bought the top again