/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50775779
Hey anon, I'm back from work and ready to disappoint you a lot. First of all don't expect dirty stuff because my story is
pretty tame and the anecdotal stories I have are also the same. My goal here is to enduce blood flow on the top head.


larp 1
>Finish 1st year of uni circa 2010
>summer job at machine shop
>one of two colleagues is a 5'6 uberskinny dude with very defined muscles, Age,mid 30s iirc.
>guy is ugly as hell with a fuck all attitute
>while working he starts boasting about his conquests
>I call bullshit
>He whips out his phone and shows me countless messages, photos and videos with at least 5 different women
>A little later he tells me he's hooking up with a 16yo (stfu, it's legal here)
>I call bullshit again
>He tells me to drive him somewhere to pick her up
>We pull up at the place he tells me
>He points at her
>She's a 6'+ amazonian with a 6-7 face
>Literally and figuratively thick as hell
>we start chatting while I drop them near a dodgy hotel
>Drive away thinking about all the lies I had been fed until that point