/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25648268
I'm legit scared right now. This is terrifying

>>13255286
>capitalizing jew
here, have a (((You)))

>>12265643
you still doubting bitcoin, even now? I'll add you to the embarrassment hall of fame.

>>12252988
savings

A festival of consumerism where people buy shit they don't need with money they don't have

>>12177752
you're trying to be too smart. You can't predict short term moves, it's too random.

just buy in, hold for many years, then sell. It's that easy.

How do i sell? I live in Somalia and stole my bitcoing in a raid off the coast. Help a brother out

>>11402529
Congrats, you win the brainlet post ITT of the week!

>>11263283
Nigger dick in my ass

>sold my VZ and KO puts too early
FUKC

>mfw I just want to buy high dividend index funds but the market won't crash

I might sell SVXY tomorrow morning, I can't handle this anymore

Official press release from Autism Incorporated:
Tesla plunges after earnings after a large miss,
Investors realize they've invested in a massive scam
At least 10% fall after earnings

>>10450556
>>10450633
Greek yogurt is better for you because it provides a better, more wholesome bacteria for your gut
Invest in your gut bacteria, Anon!

Also new podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0KR1B_kKsc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqRCQTvMPY
NEW PODCAST

>>10362497
I'm kind of tired of being a gambling degenerate, so I'm putting together a /comfy/ portfolio I don't have to worry about. What do you think of:
Large amount of value dividend stocks
Medium amount of growth
Some shiny rocks or metals
Some commodities (for the moon mission)

>>10324437
This has been the local drama investing report live from the thriving state of Idaho

First for FUV: Three wheeled Tesla

>>10313097
You're going to get bogged hard, we could see it a mile away

>>10272947
WEW thank you nurse, I almost died out there

>>10208706
No more GBR sirs, GBR has been slayed by 2 large active trading firms

New Podcast is out! Pay attention to the background image and get G R E Y P I L L E D

https://youtu.be/XdRVrFpK0tc

I'm deleveraging what's left of my portfolio, and 10% of it will be silver and 10% gold. I don't know if I want to just buy the ETF or buy some ITM calls that expire two years from now.
How risky/decay are ITM calls that don't expire for two years?

>>9126255
Don't buy EZA Anon, if anything buy Puts
That country is absolutely terrible. It had poor GDP growth in 2017, and it's unironically about to pull a Zimbabwe

>>9069500
>>9069574
REEEEEEEEE CRAMER STRIKES AGAIN

DAMN YOU CNBC DAMN YOU