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Hi Anon,

This is agent Brusenburg from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We've recently conducted a sweeping series of investigations intended to root out suspected white supremacist terrorists working within the united states.

Upon providing your ISP with an informal warrant, they provided us with an extensive record of your internet history. We found that you had visited the white supremacist site "4chan" on several occasions. We also found that you frequented cryptocurrency websites such as "coinbase, binance, kucoin, and bitfinex" regularly. This has warranted a formal investigation into your person by our bureau.

Please fill out and submit the following in preparation for a formal visit from agent Rosenberg within the next week:
>do you own any firearms?
>do you own any cryptocurrency?
>are you a "patriot"
>have you in the past 6 months stopped consuming any form of media due to "forced diversity"?
>are you in a sexual relationship?
>do you love your own "race" more than you do others?
>do you hold any view that others might find "extreme"?