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>> No.29818940 [View]
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HI

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I rode IWM puts the entire way down, maxed out at 40% unrealized gains, held down to 12% gains where I was shaken out by a tweet saying volatility was in a overbought zone and a tweet reminding me of Monday gap up algos and missed the entire last 10 minute drop in which I could have gotten out with 30% gains

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Why the fuck did I just not get in on the fucking gamestop meme. Why the fuck is my life so goddamn average?

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Does anybody know why KO is dumping? Is it just because of the index? Also my calls are officially dead, would anybody care to say a few words?

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This is a real black pill you guys. I'm here fucking waging trying not to get caught on my phone and this absolute Chad is out here slinging options and fucking homeless bitches. Not going to lie I'm pretty jealous dude is out here living my dreams.

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my rupees, my ruuuupeeeeessss

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>>20556685
TFW it's really not a joke and Mrs. Shekelstein-Noseberg in HR confronts me about my punchclock discrepancies.

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>>18914754
Stop bro. I can't take all this hypothetical regret.

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>>18620795
No. I already told you I'm fucking stupid. I didn't even read that. I just don't know how to even start being less fucking dumb. I just don't want to work in this goddamn factory anymore

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Coke. Pls. Stob.

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>>18479204
Because I am a poor ass bitch with only level 2 options privilege

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God I am fucking retarded and weak. Im probably gonna get in trouble with my broker because I definitely just broke some free riding rules. I fucking hate all these stupid rules that only fuck over retail poors like myself. I think I should just quit and stop wasting my time. Im obviously too retarded for this.

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>>17286397
I don't have a margin account or the required options level.

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>>17129903
God damn I know it. This is what I deserve. That shit's going to evaporate before I can sell it.

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Damn I suck at trading. But at least I drank enough water today so my tears shouldn't be too salty.

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>>16800879
>>16800948

God I'd like to say the same but I'm bagholding some Jimmy Wagner stock that is already pennies

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>>16777388
Oh sure. Just rub it in. Like I wasn't hurt enough when it started dropping. I was optimistic about it too. I thought that turd was just about to start floating too.

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Et tu ketchup?

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Fuck. I knew I shouldn't have pissed off that jew.

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Oof. Food bros are taking a beating today. Red across the board. One of you fatties cheer me up with a song.... Preferrably ketchup or Oscar Meyer related.

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Attention!

Fuck CLF. Fuck it right in it's dumb fucking bitch face.

That is all.

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Biggest bull run ever and I choose stocks that fucking crab for weeks.

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>>16642649
KO was supposed to dip harder this morning. Fucking stock market can't just do what it's supposed to.

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>>16597784
I'm right there with you. I really fucked up today. I thought the universe was gonna let me be successful at something for once. And to make matters worse I still gotta sit here and wage while I watch my portfolio evaporate.

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