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>> No.51520168 [View]
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>mfw Powell literally controls the fat of my portfolio Wednesday.
My account either moons or I have to start all over again.

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So I picked up $1000 in yang calls for 10/17 and $1000 in SPY puts for 9/23. If this trade doesn't work out, I will be at pre-SIGA account balance and I'll have to start all over. Wish me luck!

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>>51371205
I ran my diagnostic tool. It's not shopped...

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Guys I'm currently in the middle of taking the wettest, loudest, liquid shit I've ever taken. This seems very bearish. You might want to load up on puts

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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>Futures

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qKGTaplzmV4&feature=share

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>>50979933
Oh god I've typed bussy so much that when I spell busy it autocorrects to bussy. Bullish for gay sex?

>> No.50958029 [View]
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Is now the time to go all in on SOXL?

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Holy fuck bros, I just got back from one of the nicer walmart's in the area and it looks like a Soviet grocery store. If you guys have not started sticking up on food DO IT NOW. You're better off buying shit you don't need and potentially throwing it put than risk it going to a liberal in a time of famine.

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>>50638032
MOLOCH TOLD MY I GOT TOO GREEDY ASKING FOR SIGA AND GOVX. HE SAID HE HAD TO SACRIFICE ONE UNLESS HW GETS MORE BUSSY.
AHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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So last night when I was taking a picture of my dick with my lasagna to post here I noticed a massive lump on one of my testicles. Based on my research its probably just spermatocele because I can shine a light through it, but moral of the story is, Boeing anon is setting a good example dick posting, you should all post dick pics more often as it could save your life.

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Guys lately my pee pee hasnt been working too good when I watch porn, but when I think about a qt femboi sitting next to me, my pee pee goes into overdrive. What does this mean?

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Did someone end up posting cheese pizza?

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>>49410703
T-thanks you too

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So I just found out I have oral thrush which is basically a yeast infection on your mouth. How the hell does that even happen?

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It's storming really bad here. I'm scared.

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