/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh fuck, I actually listened to baggot and bought the scam coin he was shilling. What the hell was I thinking....

Ok I just woke up, what the fuck is going on? Why the hell are we blood green?

Jesus, made chili last night and the braps today are out of fucking control. No joke I could probably power an entire city with my anus. This is incredibly bearish for BOIL. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Any Michigan bros here. Holy shit that's the worst ice storm we've had in a long time had to take 2 detours home from work due to downed trees. Transformers blowing up everywhere. Thank god I have power.

>>53737866
I never knew I needed a mashed potatoes dispensing machine before I saw this. Why the fuck don't we have these here!?!

Holy fuck bros I nearly shit my pants on the way to work. I have a 35 minute commute to work and about 5 minutes in to the drive I got the bubble guts. When I got to the building I full speed sprinted to the bathroom. You ever shit so violently that your asshole does dry heaves after? That's what I experienced. Full fledged shotgun blast into the toilet. Why am I telling you this you may ask? Because this is obviously telling of this week's market. I hope you are prepared for the most bearish week you've had in a long time, because it's going to be a blood bath.

Ok so I hit a deer coming home just now doing 40 and it literally did no damage to my car which I don't even know how that's possible. This is bullish, buy calls tomorrow

>>53303785
I knew it wasn't just a gumball...

>>53250285
Poem anon has been missing...

You guys ever have good dreams that are unintentionally nightmares. Took a nap and dreamt of when I was young outside playing with my brother and sister laughing and having fun. Before this globohomo dystopian nightmare was at full throttle. Woke up in a cold sweat with my heart racing. No matter what happens, don't EVER forget what the Jews took from you.

>>53152877
Kind of spooky that these are the type of people in charge of the worlds largest particle collider. They could essentially destroy the world of they felt like it one day. Like imagine how gay it would be if one day you're just sitting around doing whatever /smg/ does all day, probably fapping to FUTA porn and playing persona 5, and all the sudden CERN just creates a black hole and you die completely confused and in complete fear.

Well just hired my newest and last employee. Jesus fucking Christ the stories my staff have is insane. They are all a bunch of foster care, ex-cons, zoomers. My newest employee just got done serving 2.5 years in jail last week. Oldest one is only 22. I feel like I'm running a home for the underprivileged. I don't know if these Ann arbor cubicle cucks can handle these folks.

So something strange has been happening the last week or so. Before work everyday I drive to the lake down the road and have a smoke before I head in to work. The last week there has been a white pt cruiser hanging out by the boat dock every time I'm there. I know I look suspicious because I park, get out of my car, smoke, get right back in my car, and leave. The last time I was there this white pt cruiser pulled up, honked but I paid no attention to it and ignored them. This time was different though. This time while I was smoking, he pulled up and stopped. He honked and I looked up. I saw a silhouette of an older gentleman in the car and he has a cat in the car which I thought was weird. He held up his phone and took a picture of me, and sped off. I don't know if he's a glowie, or if he thinks I'm a glowie. Not sure who is jewing who at this point. But for the record, I'll never kill myself.

Jesus Christ this wind is crazy. How are you lads holding up with the weather?

>>52963736
I have. It's ok, not great. You start to see their lifestyle habits that made them fat and it's not attractive. But they are generally very nice and loving people. Also this winter storm has me nervous. They're saying 50mph winds and now it's supposed to start Thursday at 10pm instead of Friday. I'll still be at work. They're saying it maybe nearly impossible to drive once it gets going. Hold me bros.

>>52798163
I forgot he was heavy in SOXL. Goddamnit my bb boy is broke.

Guys I'm playing a horror game and it's scaring me. Like some of the true jump scares put fear in me I haven't felt in a long time. I think I understand bulls now, and what they are going through since it's very blatantly a bobo's world right now.

>>52430845
>Gaben was trying to warn us subconsciously all along and we didn't listen.

Amazon just upped my credit limit on my visa. I think this means the recession is cancelled.

Holy fucking shit this is a level of blood green I haven't seen before.

Jesus Christ did anyone else see Tua get his brained turned to mush tonight in the dolphins game? Even if you aren't a football fan you have to watch this. To keep this stock related, short everything tomorrow

https://youtu.be/QwyNhC3BjTM

>>51614466
>still holding RYCEY
Anon please tell me you aren't still holding because of my shill 2 years ago...

Jesus Christ scoopsies, how do you live with those types of losses?

>>51530818
Holy Christ thank god I sold my GUSH at $171. I would have been eternally bagholding at this point.