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>> No.57969165 [View]
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>DAVE
uhh wtf happened with that shit stock go pump it's so hard the last couple of months?

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Oh God here we go again with NYCB. What a wild ride this is.

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Uhh guys, I had a dream last night that Morgan freeman passed away. He's still alive currently but I'm a bit of a fortune teller. Don't know if you can make money from this, but now you know.

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Was smoking a joint outside my window on a peaceful, and quiet Tecumseh night. All of the sudden a bushy bearded man came to the corner of the cross walk. He had long brown hair, and he was wearing a very nice looking black trenchcoat and tight leather gloves. He carried himself in a manner that both exuded confidence and kindness. He crossed the road smoothly and effortlessly .I think I may have seen Jesus. This is a sign. Poem anon will be back.

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Oh fucking Christ my mother is coming over.

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I'm pretty sure I have staph again in the exact same place on my neck. Thank goodness I have insurance and leftover antibacterial cream. I switched over to antibacterial soap months ago. I guess I'm just a disease vampire or something.

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>>56567090
Oh...

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>>56493506
I don't want to see it. I'm not into gore vids

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I was unknowingly in a GME thread for over 30 minutes. Please someone console me. It was horrible.

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Jesus Christ my worst nightmare came true. My landlord made a.surprise visit with his brother who's visiting. Jesus Christ I'm drenched in sweat from the anxiety and frantically running around cleaning things at the last second.

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I just saw a picture of a hemorrhoid and now I'm scarred for life...

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Bros it's hour 2 waiting for this train to move. Absolutely nowhere to look for news on the matter. I'm out of coke zero and running low on smokes. I know how the ocean gate crew felt now.

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>Just remembered when I was drinking last night I dumped $250 into my poker account
>have no recollection of how I did
Once I get off the shitter I'm going to see how much money is left in my account. How much you think is left?

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>>55579717
H-hey cute girls don't look at bald guys like that, so they?

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Oh fuck I just saw that the northeast is getting fucking ass blasted by flooding and baggot has coincidentally stopped posting. Someone please launch a rescue effort for baggot.

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So it's been like a week since I lost $400 on poker and they still haven't taken the money out of my account. Am I going to get lucky and slip through the cracks? I withdrew my last $85 and they said I had to verify my bank account with documents and I refused. Maybe I'll get lucky and they won't be able to do anything about it if I just log out.

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>>55353723
>they've gone so woke that it shows black families with a white kid
We are going to go full circle and target is going to be displaying Nazi uniforms for sale where the tranny aisle was.

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>Air quality in Adrian MI is almost the worst in the world at the moment due to Canada wildfires.
That's literally 10 minutes from me. I'm I gonna die?

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I left my venison summer sausage in the car for like 12 hours yesterday before I realized I forgot it out their. It's still probably safe to eat right?

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>It's going to be 90 degrees next week
>I can't install my window AC myself
I need one of you anons to come over and help me. It's a life or death situation

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D-d-did the jannies kill baggot?

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>>54537187
Ok it's established it's you CRBP pajeet. How are you going to sit here and complain "omg why are you obsessed with me". When you're sometimes in this general for hours sperging out about white people, and then turn around and cry victim. Oh my god, that's exactly what a white woman would do... Jesus Christ you're so obsessed with whites you are becoming a white woman.

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This is a damning sign...
>have to take a shid
>sit down but forget to tuck my benis deep under the lid
>as we all know, every poo poo is pee pee time
>don't hear the piss hitting the bowl but don't worry about it
>finish wiping and go to wash my hands
>step in a massive puddle
>quickly realize it's not water, it's piss
>also realize that somehow my penis was perfectly positioned between the seat and the bow as I'm pissing and the stream manager to perfectly align to flow throw that tiny gap
>this is a 1 and a million chance
Mumu, I'm pleading with you, close your positions. This was an omen, a warning.b the markets are going to collapse very soon.

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>>54196255
Holy shit a black person in /smg/!

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