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How do I practice (paper trade) short squeezes?

Is this GME thing really still worth betting on?
Or do I need to find out what portnoy's doing?

>>23276253
I've been so bad. I used to read all the threads. Now I don't even read one thread a day.

Hopefully that means I'm gonna make it.

>>23277983
I'm DCAing into SOXL, TQQQ, QLD, and TMF
I'm not sure why it won't get fucked by decay but I'm hoping.

I'm REALLY not sure about the TMF though. UVXY and gold have been shitty hedges, and the bods market might FINALLY be running out of juice.

Fuck.
This movie is actually kind of difficult, I keep having to rewind to make sure I understand when my attention starts to wander.

>>21793154
...like what? Sweat?