/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18794436
>Be edgy libertarian high schooler in 2013
>Really into the idea of Bitcoin for about a month
>Don't have a debit card though to buy Bitcoin so I give my mom a few hundred bucks and ask if I can use her card to buy Bitcoin
>"Anon now WHY would you use all this real money and buy some fake internet money"
>Spend the next week using worthless btc faucets until I give up on the idea entirely
>Get to college and have a debit card so I decide to experiment with drugs
>Blow several whole bitcoins on weed and psychedelics on darkweb
>Don't save any of it
>Take the remaining Bitcoin left over after my drug binge and lose it all gambling
>By the time Bitcoin moons to $20,000 I only have about $1k worth of it in a wallet I forgot about
I missed my chance to escape wageslavery so now I'm stacking up on ETH and LINK. Not going to let this happen again

>>18252948
Yeah it's fucking inhumane
Toilberg even knows I have no work to do but I'm forced to put in 40hrs a week or else I have to use my PTO

I've taken to just watching TV and mindlessly clicking around on my work computer. Wish they'd just lay me off until this is over so I can get neetbux

>tfw fell for the SENT meme

IT'S CRASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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