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>> No.57237349 [View]
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Are they hot?

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>>53022322
i gotta work kid, i don't trust my body to get over it by weeks end

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Why is SPY fucking around at the May lows?

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Pepe is dead. Long live Pepe.

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So... crypto is finally collapsing?

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But seriously when will Chainlink make us rich?

>inb4 tonight
>inb4 2 more weeks

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>>51690040
Have you heard about a crypto called Chainlink (Ticker: LINK)

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>>51277081
Invite her out, talk about the Protocols, the Great Reset, the ZOG, the FED etc...and then breed her

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>>51271686
American markets are celebrating the start of Shemitah

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>>51108807
Is this a surprise though? We're in a global depression only delusional permabulls thought every negative news was "priced in"

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I enjoy sex.

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>>50722238
Based outlawanon.

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>>50636575
ok but the corollary is that i don't owe the world anything either
everything is fair game so long as i dont get caught

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>>50533424
yes

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>>50530442
>not having money is horrible
ftfy

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It's unreal we're getting psy opped from every angle 24/7. What a time to be alive.

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>>50360816
Jokes on you I never worked

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>hey karen this task requires your help, can you assist?
>"nope not my job, go ask someone else"
>cc her manager
>actually Karen according to our documented work procedures, it says right here that you are the process operator so I gonna need your help on this
>"WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME ANON I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP FOR HARASSMENT"
if coroprations cares so much about profit and efficiency why do they keep people like this?

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>>50335662
yes. what are you gonna do about it ?
bomb an IRS building ?
they'll just build a bigger more expensive one

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>>50335645
Yes please don't come here

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About 4 months ago I put my 1.5m house up for sale in fear of a looming recession. After a few weeks of no buyer interest I lowered the asking price to 1.4 then 1.3.. until I put it up for 1 million. Still nothing, not even a phone call or an email to show some interest for my massively discounted home.

At this point, I was panicking, and I mean really panicking, and then I got a phone call, (let's call him craig) Craig, showed interest and wanted to view the home, of course I accepted and we arranged a date.

So fast forward to the home viewing, I meet Craig and my first impression of him was that he seemed like an upstanding bloke, I begin giving him the tour, at first everything was okay but as the tour went on he seemingly became more and more discontent with my home.

Once we finish Craig let's out a loud sigh and says

> Listen, things in the market won't get better and you won't find any buyers for the prices you are asking right now.

Being as desperate as I am to sell the home I went along with it and agreed with what he had to say, I mean he is probably asking for 5? Or maybe 10% off the asking price? And I mean, I was completely ready to settle on that if that was the case.

> So, I know this is a significant discount from your asking price but I'm prepared to pay you $500k maximum here and now

WHAT THE FUCK? How dare he ask for %50 off when this is already 30% from the original price.

> Now I know what your thinking, "that's crazy" but I'll tell you why you should want to accept this offer, stocks, crypto and many markets are over 90% down, and in this market, you won't get any buyers at all, the fact that I'm here gives you the opportunity to sell your home and enter a market that has greatly declined and come away with massive gains, more than what you could ever get on your home.

He actually made a lot of sense, so I after some back and forward we settled on 500k.

Fast forward to a few days ago, he resold the house for 1.5m

FML.

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I feel guilty about time theft when I have to use the bathroom at work, so I make sure to tip my boss an extra 10% to make up for it.

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>>50270986
This, don't do anything you retard he's probably unconscious

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>>50252888
I have sex on a daily basis with a Link marine (my wife)

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