/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29610095
oh don't worry, I'm in no danger
>open new credit card with 0% APR for 15 months
>immediately max it out on gold coins
>get $200 cash back for spending $500 in 3 months
>take cash bonus as actual cash
>set monthly calendar events pinging me with a reminder of the 0% period remaining
>credit limit is ~ 1 month salary so very hard to overextend
>gonna start paying it off next week to make room for more gold
I'm not paying (((interest))) on that shit

>buy $1000 of silver on existing credit card
>statement ends 4 march
>paid the balance before the card even got charged
>only ever paid interest on this card once
>credit score tanked 50 points to 700+ as a result of above antics
>tfw your spending habits are worse than another holocaust