/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the pump doesn't end here. The bear trap is just another path, one that we all must take. The red rain-curtain of this market wicks up, and all turns to green candles, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>White lambos, and beyond, a far green dildo within a swift bull market.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.