/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54893253
As my dad always says, you can't spell crap without rap.

>>54318923
nice picture. I can't wait for my debt free scream

>>28735503
im trusting the plan, 224 eth since march 2017 strong

every half a penny eth goes up i make over $1

Wow these gains are making my heart race.

How are the tokenomics

please mail me a check

>>18002482
sir, I think you should read my post again. I am basically agreeing with you, the coming years will be great for property owners

there's no such thing as a free lunch

>>17304334
>how long does it take before i see returns on my crypto investments?
Let me get with payables and see where we are on Q3 numbers

>>17288699
>Hi Anon,This is agent Brusenburg from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Hey buddy, glad to see you in my office
>We've recently conducted a sweeping series of investigations intended to root out suspected white supremacist terrorists working within the united states.
I'm feeling out of the loop here
>Upon providing your ISP with an informal warrant, they provided us with an extensive record of your internet history.
Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We found that you had visited the white supremacist site "4chan" on several occasions.
I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>We also found that you frequented cryptocurrency websites such as "coinbase, binance, kucoin, and bitfinex" regularly.
We're not trying to boil the ocean here

>do you own any firearms?
Let's circle back to that item later
>do you own any cryptocurrency?
I'm spending my vacation days in Maui
>are you a "patriot"
I love this company's culture
>have you in the past 6 months stopped consuming any form of media due to "forced diversity"?
Football games on later, mind if you take this project for me?
>are you in a sexual relationship?
Let's discuss the deliverables and pain points at our next stand up
>do you love your own "race" more than you do others?
we need to value everybody's contribution
>do you hold any view that others might find "extreme"?
Lets get on a call and discuss our ideas for the LEAN initiative. I want everyone to bring one idea to the table that we can look into implementing. We're trimming the fat guys so let's really crank the gears here.

Goooood morning bloomers! Can’t wait to get to the shop and get some work done. God I love Monday’s, no more nagging wife.

GOOOD MORNING BLOOMERS

*boool blip* yes this is john can you here me?

>No John we can't turn your mic on please

John here, I can here you fine, can you here me ? I just realized I need to change the output to the headset

*beep boopp* This is Rajees from Web Service and Checkout team, can you hear me?

>Akareesh has joined the call, beeep boop Ar-oon has joined the call. John DIS-connected

Hello again guys, please try to have your connection setup next time. We can't afford more delay deploying the .NET servers for the internal accounting department to suppor their 2011 legacy app

*beep booop* John has joined the call

>Hi guys, can you here me? Something disconnected here

We can here you now John, thanks for taking the time

Anyone know where Vladimir from Web Microservice team and integrations are today? Oh it's bank holiday in Ukraine, why did no one say that

>beep boop Rajeesh DIS-connected

OK guys let's just keep the target and move a few steps back here

>Welcome to corporate IT

>No John we can't turn your mic on please

John here, I can here you fine, can you here me ? I just realized I need to change the output to the headset

*beep boopp* This is Rajees from Web Service and Checkout team, can you hear me?

>Akareesh has joined the call, beeep boop Ar-oon has joined the call. John DIS-connected

Hello again guys, please try to have your connection setup next time. We can't afford more delay deploying the .NET servers for the internal accounting department to suppor their 2011 legacy app

*beep booop* John has joined the call

>Hi guys, can you here me? Something disconnected here

We can here you now John, thanks for taking the time

Anyone know where Vladimir from Web Microservice team and integrations are today? Oh it's bank holiday in Ukraine, why did no one say that

>beep boop Rajeesh DIS-connected

OK guys let's just keep the target and move a few steps back here

>Welcome to corporate IT

*boool blip* yes this is john can you here me?

>No John we can't turn your mic on please

John here, I can here you fine, can you here me ? I just realized I need to change the output to the headset

*beep boopp* This is Rajees from Web Service and Checkout team, can you hear me?

>Akareesh has joined the call, beeep boop Ar-oon has joined the call. John DIS-connected

Hello again guys, please try to have your connection setup next time. We can't afford more delay deploying the .NET servers for the internal accounting department to suppor their 2011 legacy app

*beep booop* John has joined the call

>Hi guys, can you here me? Something disconnected here

We can here you now John, thanks for taking the time

Anyone know where Vladimir from Web Microservice team and integrations are today? Oh it's bank holiday in Ukraine, why did no one say that

>beep boop Rajeesh DIS-connected

OK guys let's just keep the target and move a few steps back here

>Welcome to corporate IT

Remember the megabyte counter?

Remember having an angelfire home page?

>>13823379
It's usually just boomers looking for something to do with their time.

>This wasn't on my radar before this meeting >Yes now that you mention it it is a core element of the project
>I think we could circle back and hash this out offline so we can have our ducks in a row for our follow up call this afternoon
>Hey Anon can you find the bandwidth to doa deep dive into the data on the points Jim brought up I don't think we need to boil the ocean but I don't want to get caught with our pants down this afternoon We're just trying to make sure we can move the needle
>Let's take a step back our North Star hasn't changed
>Ping me when you're available to touch base

>19
>been offered a £35+ job
>london

should I take it?

>As you are well aware, we have been experiencing a dynamic marketplace during Q3 and Q4. To ensure our competitiveness moving forward, recent job actions have consolidated and streamlined our product development teams. Let us redeploy our efforts and leverage our existing focus so that our new direction will bring us enhanced viability and momentum.

beep boop

>>12571849
>Be preparing for ME Close
>Maintenance posted a motherfucking $800,000 journal entry for herbicide
>Bitch, you aren’t fighting the Viet Cong
>Immediately call up maintenance manager & ask what the fuck is going on
>The fucking consultant answers the phone & stonewalls me
>Try again later in the day & the next morning with the same results
>Escalate to my manager
>After pulling teeth, manager agrees to send me & an internal audit guy for an onsite inspection, but only because Arthur Andersen is coming in the next month
>Arrive on site after driving through hours of winding backroads & literal dirt paths, the place is more remote than I thought it was, no wonder the staff does three weeks on two week off
>Security meets us at the entrance of the house
>Need to piss
>Ask where the bathroom is
>Apparently, I rubbed the guy the wrong way because the jackass takes me to what must have been the furthest away bathroom
>Finally get to piss after walking through the fucking maze of hallways
>Ask him to take us to Research Division #1
>Brings us to a water fountain in the courtyard and he starts fumbling around with his pockets
>And then he says, I shit you not, “Oh fuck, I forgot the medallion”
>Tells us it will just be a second, has us follow him to a different part of the courtyard and tries to get us to go into a pitch black cave with him
>I tell him I’m not interested in this shit & if they don’t want us to inspect Division #1 it’ll reflect badly in my report, but he should just take us to #2
>”Okay, well let’s go get the crank then”