/biz/ - Business & Finance

She wants 500$ a month in rent and have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

So if I understand correctly current jobs are uncolaterised but in the future you will be able to sacrifice some of your linkies to run these jobs? How is this better from a link holder perspective?

Inb4 the collaterised jobs will be different ones: yeah sure there are hundreds of users waiting in hiding for the staking announcement on Friday to come and use Chainlink. Oh my poor naive souls, my poor poor linkies I actually feel bad for you

>>49400817
The lid of the box opens when you put the key into the lock

>STAKING IS OPTIONAL

Ohnonono linkies I'm dying laughing here you can't make this shit up

My wife won't fuck me anymore after I told her I invested our life savings in Chainlink at $35

Do you believe in coincidences?

So...?

Are you ready to hold the political elite [protected] accountable?

The calm before the storm

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>dopamine running low

Why isn't it recovering? WTF

It's not fun fudding this shit anymore

WWG1WGA

Rofl

Lol

Lmfao

Topkek

Pain

Lmao