/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4918233

>>1853150
Alright, get this

For about 5$ you can get some grade-A chapstick, and about 200$ you can get a ticket to Vegas (coach)

Once in vegas, go to the strip, apply the chapstick, and start sucking cocks.

Now don't scoff, it's a profession, the oldest one in fact

You'll have to outcompete the locals, so you may have to offer cut-rate prices (about 2$ a blowjob, and it usually entails a bit of beating)

Assuming it takes you about 5 minutes to make a John climax, that's about 90 cocks you can suck a day, or about 180 dollars under-the-table (booya!)

So, using this strategy, you will net 25k in approximately 139 days. But wait, you need to get chapstick every once in a while, about a week or so, so it'll be approximately 140 days.

That gives you nearly 7 months of free-time with your money

Take a trip to the bahamas, because you've earned it (don't worry if you do some work while you play! ;])