/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Listen Pajeet, we're going to need you to work weekend overtime
>Sorry, but there isn't going to be any extra pay or a raise
>Either you do this or you're fired, ok?
>Good. You've got 4channel duty this weekend.
>Keep a low profile and be sure to call them "baggies" or as many bag-related insults you can think of
>The 4channel specialist we hired told us this was the surefire strategy, so we can't quit doing it now
>Remember if you're unsure on anything, look over the script
>This is very important work, Pajeet so do not forget who employs you.
>I've got to get back to my yacht. Summer's almost over so I have to enjoy the weather while I can before Winter and I switch over to my other yacht on the other side of the country.

Kenneth Cordele Griffin, if you close your shorts, I will suck your dick. That is a promise and I am not joking. Any Citadel lurkers please let him know and try to get back with me.