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Goodbye money.

>>12765195
I never bought this retarded scam garbage, you faggot assclown. I did, however, enjoy watching the retards who did lose their asses.

BTC will go up 15% in the next 12 hours, but this is only the beginming. The maduro government is dumping the entire reserve of Venezuela into various crypto in order to keep it safe from enemy governments.

Every dictator and petty tyrant will follow suit, then lesser nations, then developing countries as they see it as an escape from the international banking cabal which they are beholden to.

This alone will pump bitcoin to $100,000. What comes after sends it to 7 figures.

No...nobody else buys it. DARPA activates the backdoor they built into Bitcoin and instantly detonates the holdings of all shitholes that accumulated, locking their bitcoin behind scrambled private keys forever. The total bitcoin that will ever exist is reduced by 75% overnight. Leaving the USA and a few other countries like China holding 95% of the remaining supply, which gains 1000% of valuation due to scarcity and need for bitcoin on international marketplace. This happens by 2028.

>spending money on haircuts
>spending money on razors
>gym memberships
>toilet paper
>drugs/alcohol/cigarettes
>coffee
>tipping when going out to eat.
>spending money on media like movies/books/vidya/anime

Post dumb shit normies waste money on.