/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55700846
>he doesn't know that the only job you have after college is to be a burger flipper
I have a better chance trusting an evil pepe than waiting for the government to give me a fucking job

>>55676603
you did the ethical thing anon

This unironically makes me laugh because i was just on the phone with my accountant talking about when the next pump would be and he just told me "check the charts".
We are so fucking back bros, and some of you even questioned why i still bought more and more, even presales

>>55652403
So you slurped my evil pepe presale? How kind of you OP

>>55649316
Okay so.... which token are we talking about?
>>55649364
Bought 15k. I confirmed the wallets and it's actually the sponge devs, i already made a x1.5 with their previous launches so it's really safe. Good alpha.
>>55649570
>>55649583
Bought 10k. Let's see if uniswap launches are choice like they used to be.

Thanks for the alpha bros.

2% of your total investments each year is spent on management fees? So you gotta consistently ensure they make over 3% yoy just to make 1% profit (not even enough to cover inflation?). Yeesh, they best be good at what they do.

cloaks with hoods anon, women respect a little mystery and gravitas

>Approach ATMs normally as if you were going to withdraw money, position the device in the middle, activate it, run.
>Here's where the hard part starts. You have two to three minutes until the police or people come to see what's going on, probably even a private security service depending on the ATM and the bank. Activate both timers.
>Take out as much money as possible, make sure it is not burned, we want the bills in good condition. As soon as the two minute timer goes off, close the backpack, we are out of here. Give your friend your backpack with money, take his.
>He will start and leave town with the money, you will run as fast as you can for at least five blocks, then stop
>Change your clothes with the ones you had prepared before, put them in the empty backpack and start walking slowly.
>Your friend should leave town for at least two weeks, let him pay for a decent hotel with the money during that time. He should dump the motorcycle in some parking lot, somewhere where it will take a long time for them to notice it is there. Away from where he is staying evidently.
>You walk for two hours, then go back to where you would normally go home. Normal life from then on.
>In two weeks your friend will be back in town and they will have their pockets full of money. They have to wait at least two months before they can use it (they keep an eye on the bills and the denomination used) and at least a whole year before making any major purchase that can be registered in a bank.

Today marks the one year anniversary of having tested this first hand bros. I hope you find it useful.

Im not gonna sugarcoat it bros, pinksale is the home of all the scams and all the gemhunters around /biz and twitter know this
>its safe
no, its not, its shitty and if the token is known you will have to pay 1k of fees
>>55636856
>>55636922
Custom launches are the way to go, in fact, its almost a cheat code of mine to always invest in pre sales that have custom pages because you're almost secured a x2.