/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54931956
DeFi sucks. Apologize to central bankers and fiat currency RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>51626012
Haha, at least my Capital One savings account is getting more in monthly interes-
>inflation
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

All of you who doubted CRBP this morning, APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

every single coin pumps except xlm
im all in xlm
>bought at 21 cents
son of a BITCH

>>11023579
>chubby fuck
>181cm, 92kg
Is it International HumbleBrag day? Some other OP was feeling suicidal because he 'only' had 125K in the bank!

>>10981799
>>10981844
>>10982407
All adult men posting young anime girls should be forced into a woodchipper

>>10695582
Step it up OP, here is what i've been doing since jan this year

>forked coin + premined a shitload as a "developer fund"
>paid pajeets to make professional website
>set up all auxiliary apps like block explorer
>paid guy on fiver to make professional logo.
>release announcement thread, distribute coin via airdrop to build a community and get people interested
>pay 1 BTC listing fee for shitcoin exchange (luckily i could afford this from the december crypto boom)
>do minimal dev work with hypey announcements here and there, market a few bs unique use cases
>slowly sell dev fund which is essentially bottomless into anybody retarded enough to buy
>patch the block explorer so dev fund balance appears unchanged
>trade with myself on the exchange to make it look like there's increased demand whenever an announcement is posted, actual buyers fomo in

I work barely any time at all and just fuck around on the pc most of the day, sure i've had some late nights programming to meet deadlines and some frustration dealing with the community but generally a very comfy job. Took me 2 months to make my 1 BTC investment back (bad market conditions in feb/march), but since then i've made about 9 BTC just slowly rinsing the dev fund to retards stupid enough to buy a worthless shitcoin.

>>10297530
Is this like saying "break a leg" because it's bad luck to say "good luck"? To prevent NASDAQ from tanking tomorrow, you have to say that it's getting btfo so that it doesn't get btfo.

>>9471448
>17 out of 21 million
>last

>>9387252
DOES SHE OR DOES SHE NOT SHIT ON STREETS.

THIS NIGGER WOULD NOT EVEN BE RICH WITH OUT A WHITE GUY WHO DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE >>9387219


THIS IS WHY THESE UNAPPRECIATIVE SHIT SKINS HAVE TO GO FUCKING BACK

>>9006520
>waiting

For what? I been watching DATADASH wait to buy something for the past two months while the money is leaving him behind buy the time he realizes it is a good time to buy he will be hitting the top. Nigger you can't time the fucking market just stop.

>>8828806
nice, so I can actually use it as an excuse

>>8733831
paper is easier to carry you retard. When we were cave people we used fucking rocks probably then switched to something easier to lug around. It is common sense. You have to be retarded or trolling. I am not going to carry around 600 dollars of gold bars down the street

>>8718065
ITS NOT OFFICIAL PLS STOP.

JESUS.

can I short on team chocolate?

can I short team Chocolate?

You have IBS and you need a doctor's note, faggot. Stop calling out and start bringing baby wipes to work so you can shit and get back on the floor after.

Subverted by jews to usher in a new global system of debt slavery, erasing the borders between nations for good.

>>8584414
Yeah, you are right blacks are known for innovative tech like the spear.

I'M SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING MARKET
>GOES UP $1 OVER THE SPAN OF 2 WEEKS
>DUMPS $1,000,000,000,000 IN 2 SECONDS