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>work in a office
>when need to take a shit I walk downstairs to the disabled people toilet
>toilet is almost same as normal toilet but you have more room
>undress completely (only keep socks on)
>put toilet paper on seat
>fold toiletpaper in between my legs and put penis on it so he is comfy

after I‘m done shitting and cleaning my ass very very carefully I perform a small dance, dance is probably the wrong word but I do a 360 spin on my sole and then move my hips left then right and then do the Terminator when he comes out of the time machine then I get dressed again

>tfw my sister calls me a bagholder after I told her about LINK