/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30223310
I've steeled myself at this point to become a bagholder. Applying to Wal-Mart. *sips*

>>29815712
Because they don't want you to panic while they're making money, obviously. Buy stocks, sell out for DigiDollars after the Greatest Depression ends.

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Hello kids, let me give you some financial advice since I've made it. I'm 53 years old and have a net worth of $200k. I own my house and have no debt.

First you need to work at least 60 hours a week, stop being lazy. Real men work at least 10 hours a day, every day, maybe take off Sundays but that's it. Do simple work such as plumbing, grave digging, truck driving, etc.
DO NOT TAKE OUT DEBT. This is important, never take out debt for any reason. Debt is bad. Don't try to open a business, 90% of businesses fail.
DO NOT INVEST YOUR MONEY! Put your money into a savings account or keep it in cash, investment is risky and those stock things shouldn't be trusted, neither should digital funny money.

If you follow all my advice you can become successful like me and have your own house in no more than 50 years of working 60 hours a day, good luck kids!

>>19491320
You can laugh all you want, won’t stop me from making inevitable profit from being a mental boomer. Its the one thing that is guaranteed to give you money back if only because they dip their mitts into everything or because people can’t stop consooming. Just hope gas picks up again sooner than later.