/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why work when I can hire others to work for me?

Seriously. Working seems like such a massive scam.
>have to answer to someone else
>still get cucked with taxes
>life is dictated by boss
>bosses monitor personal life too
>two weeks vacation a year, wtf?
>no time for hobbies
>the fruit of your labor goes to cuck CEO

then the boss
>can literally outsource everything to employees, vacation 365 24/7
>taxes? my attorney handles that
>have absolute power to ruin employees lives at a whim
>overtime without pay. Got a problem pleb?
>80% of the profit, 10% of the work
>don't forget i can replace you with illegals
>pays less taxes than you
>fucks hot secretary and dabs on sexual harassment lawsuits

Literally why become an employee /biz/

>THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM
Repeat after me:
FORCE
MAJEURE
You can tattoo this on your forehead because these two words are going to cost you tens of thousands of dollars in court fees.

How many of you guys bought the dip? Looks like you'll get a second dip for FREE!

>>17997581
Remember when the boomers said real estate can only go up?
Remember when the boomers said buy now or get priced out forever?
Remember when the boomers said paying rent = paying someone's mortgage and therefore = BAD?
I sure do.

Perma banned for VPN.
Muh anonymous image board.

Fuck basedmilk gook
Fuck janitors
Fuck glow niggers
Fuck niggers Fuck Anglos and fuck sephardic kikes

>>16376600
Nice: now you got a criminal record, would get fired from a good job if you weren't a neet, no hope of EVER getting a high-paying job, the only career opportunities are driving for uber and amazon deliveries, can't make mortgage payments on property, foreclosure, go broke.

>>16129965
This. They are a store of value for when the financial system falls apart. Plus they are nice to look at and make you feel less stressed when you go through your stack.

>XRP pumping
>world-wide euophoria despite being 95% down

If the past two years in crypto have taught me anything, it is to not trust Jews and chinks. This 'pump' is meaningless untill we break previous ATH's. We'll see new lows for alts within weeks.

He wants to devalue the dollar and make burgers poor.

>2019
>paying for hookers
you can just beat off to pictures of hookers. This accomplishes two things at once:
1) it's the same as fucking them minus all the awkwardness
2) saves you money
you're welcome.