/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20708410
The meaning of your life, comes in serving your Tyrant. Fill your wallet with CID tokens, join crypt-id everything, and join your Tyrant's growing army of loyal henchmen. In service to your Tyrant, your life has meaning, if at least as a tool to advance your Tyrant's plans for world domination.

Ok. What the fuck is this? Somebody fucking redpill me on this already.
Why are people buying it? Why pepe tarot stuff? Why the demonic kittycat and weird hentai stuff?

Can someone explain this? People are trading it. The website is just weird images n pepe cards. It has solid liquidity on uniswap and "tyrant" gave me a bunch because I posted a succubus pic in a few threads.

Am I in a cult now or something?

Hail /biz/! Your rightful Tyrant has returned!
Now that the Henchmen have been assembled and are diligently working for the greater objective of my vaguely defined schemes of world domination, I once more have a moment of time to spare to those who led me to the means for the gains necessary to finance my agendas.
>what agendas
Ask it yourself. This is an AMA thread. Those who's questions are deemed worthy or at least alleviate my boredom, shall likely be answered. Others will likely be responded to with curses and inane shitposting. As a minor mercy, know that you will be judged by your memes, as always, frens.
NOW ASK THE FUCKING QUESTIONS ALREADY!

>>20036014
A ruthless Tyranny, where the school system is mostly replaced with the teaching of logic and reasoning skills, infrastructure is the primary role of government, and my rule will be completely supreme.

Fuck gas prices, let's burn some eth. Cryptid airdrop is now.
Major update within 2 weeks. NFTs in production, henchmen are assembling to prepare for training.
POST YOUR WALLET ADDRESSES, erc-20, better memes get better drops.

>>20001639
Truly inspiring. Let me throw some tokens at you.

>>19994453
>>19994408
>>19994349
>>19993533 (check'd)
Is it finished? It says beta. They could probably fix this bug by changing the order of the processes in their code that determines the pool proportions.
>>19993296
>>19993459
>>19994499 (check'd)
As a boon to those who were demolished in the great balancer collapse of 2020, your Tyrant declares this to be a CID AIRDROP THREAD!
Drop your wallets, let's recover those losses for you.
contract below to allow confirmation.
0x4599836c212CD988EAccc54C820Ee9261cdaAC71

>And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 13:17

>>19821003
The game is just one aspect. I wouldn't say small, as I have a habit of continuously building off of everything I do in a strangely nebulous fashion. Currently though, given circumstances of current year, I will only commit to the things fully in my own power to create.
I have intentions (that I have worked towards) to create a broader multi-media operation, including some manner of webseries, but I don't see that happening until I find a replacement team for that one.
Beyond that, I truly am aiming for world domination. Now, don't expect a military uprising, at least unless we go full corporate dystopia with corporate armies (of which your Tyrant's will be the best, and best dressed.), but rather more of a 90s evil corporate approach, but without the fake image and with a plan for long term sustainable growth and conquest, rather than the intent to sell out. Also, magic. Full intention of creating a better cult than Scientology and Mormonism combined.

>>19803296
>that thing I missed
>streamline contracts
>contracts
>SMART CONTRACTS
Is there a market for this? Faustian pacts on the blockchain? This sounds like a good idea.

>>19790537
Your Tyrant here. Shill me on Statera. What would be gained by airdropping 20% of tokens to Statera and then setting up a pool?

This is the gem in the mix not much fud. Dev is committed and based asf join the discord for more gg/JACsPJ

They have a website and roadmap get ready anons

>>19717179
Actually, look here. We have another rising starlet in the scene, who's not already bought. Anon, you're beautiful, gorgeous, sexy. I want your eth address even more than OP's. I'm going to pump you so full of CID in the backroom tonight that nobody will know how you were able to walk without leaking cid all over the stage floor... but if you do, they'll know.
>what will they know?
They'll know that your Tyrant was there.

>>19704949
Crypt-id officially endorses Esoteric Kekism.

Your Tyrant here. Behold the roadmap of glory! https://crypt-id.com/roadmap
Behold the trading of CID! https://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/0x4599836c212cd988eaccc54c820ee9261cdaac71#
Also on uniswap.
Updates coming soon.

https://crypt-id.com/Roadmap/
This is by far, the most concise and professional roadmap in the entire cryptocurrency fintech industry system. Everything is right there, ready to be witnessed and taken in at the most subconscious of levels. No extra filler words, no obtuse explanations, just right there, clear and concise.

Fuck it, I'm bored. Next ten unique posters who have at least 1 esh in their eth wallets, AND POST A NATIVE MEME (or at least proper pepe torturing a janny ) gets 25k CID

>>19315046
You already have. Your Tyrant needs you, fren. This is exactly what the crypt-id.com project was founded to support.

>>19262688
Heil'd. The digitbringers must be paid attention to, briefly.

>>19133702
Good lad.
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x1935920dd83a3b305eff6a6c4024cd03c9c549e91905edb6ae55239a3f4d1c84

Tell me why you should be given your Tyrant's coin.

Your Tyrant has returned, /biz/ and now it is time for peepee inspection.
You shall be judged.
You will be shamed.
Or you may actually be tyrant-tier chad bulge. Good for you. Prove your native identity or what fatherboard you hail from. By the quality of your memes you shall be dropped coin, and by no other standard, unless I get distracted by shitposting, in which case, the standards may change without announcement or even noticed.
BEGIN!

Those who post /x/ tier and Esoteric Kekist memes. They shall be rewarded, none others!