/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anyone else getting annoyed at how many businesses are closed on the weekends?
Wagecucks are becoming lazy it seems. How can we make them work harder?

>be me
>18
>apply for jobs that indeed and snagajob send you literally every single day for 2 months
>get 2 fucking interviews and nobody will hire me

what the fuck am I doing wrong? Is it this fucking hard to get a minimum wage job jesus fuck

>in college studying CS (not a burger so this is a viable industry)
>get tired of parents' constant nagging for me to get a job
>usual boomer directives "just walk in and give em a firm handshake!"
>wouldn't mind some beer money anyhow
>start sending out applications for minimum wage work, not picky in the least
>no callback after 9 months and countless applications
>realize I'll never get hired with a blank resume, so I embellish
>still nothing
>outright fabricate shit and create elaborate lies just to get my foot in the door
>it finally works, land a hospo job, and lo and behold, any dumb fuck with 0 experience could do the work
>despite working like a horse, I lose my job five months later because of the shady manager culture

Why do I have to Don Draper my way into scrubbing toilets? Nowadays, I'm getting offers for salaried internships left and right despite being an average coder with an average GPA.

What the fuck's going on here? Where did things go wrong?