/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16229789
>Rode these yesterday for about 3 hours, paid $20, worth it, it’s fun being a zoomer and enjoying the ride around the city, gonna get the $30 day pass this weekend because I want to enjoy being young plus I don’t go out, these things are wavy bro, it’s fun flexing on the little kids because they can’t use them kek

>God damn pumpkin farmers
Go back to your pumpkin patch farmer creg
You little pumpkin man that’s all you are pumpkin man
>Why don’t you just move 0.0001 pumpkinth out of your patch and back in? Mmmmmh. Because you can’t you little pumpkin man.
>Be careful out alone in your pumpkin patch, farmer creg. One little pumpkin could roll on you and squish you like a bug.
>Pumpkin farmer creg squished like a bug

>>16108847
>false dichotomies

>>15990556
>we all bleed red

>Nick szabo is satoshi

>>15984968
>Everyone I don’t agree with is a Russian bot

>>15979878
Pumpkin man bad

>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though

>>15974415
Tech isn't much better
>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though

>TPS

>dude, you don't wanna live in the middle of a city?

>>12696277
How about I do whatever I want?

Thanks for the reply dipshit. When did you get here, one of your buddies from /r/theDonald give you a link? I've been around 4chan long enough to know exactly when it went to shit. It was dying before /pol/ got here but /pol/ has taken over as the most pathetically obnoxious and useless meme.

People used to shit on bronies. Then it was "Go back to Gaia". Then it was "newfags". Then we all moved boards, and people would shit on /b/tards. Then of course it was Redditors for the longest time, then basedboys/numales and other Plebbit-lite related insults. Guess who are the new Redditors?

Yeah, it's /pol/. You're the cancer killing 4chan with your fucking useless posts clogging up and derailing every thread.

>>12157573
>literally have to import it from the fucking bongs
>using Halal toothpaste

>>11255442
>t. yuppie faggot country club worker

IS THIS THE TRUE FLIPPENING??

Can I be a boomer?

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>>10388783

I'm going to design crypto-themed tees and I need a collection of memes. So far i've got a couple of cliche ones

>when moon, sir?
>REKT
>BTFD
>HODL

lets go

>>8450076

https://dailyhodl.com/2018/03/19/us-congress-releases-extraordinary-report-praising-cryptocurrency-and-blockchain-technology/


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