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What exactly is this guys fucking problem?

Public service announcement-

PLTR lock up expired today. I repeat today. Not Friday like the average biz/tard keeps spouting.

"Here I am, I get off my final trial, innocent, thinking whew, you know, I felt shook after trayvon and all, he kind of deserved it, just forget about it, move on. Then I check my phone, and I get this voicemail. "George, I've been watching your case, and I cant stop laughing at trayvons family seething". I said, who is this? "George, you can call me karp, and I'd like to talk to you about my projects, I want to see an automated trayvon alert system that drops any trayvon before they think they are entitled to any skittles, you? Your weak, I want zimmerman x1000 baby."
-george zimmerman

"So here I am, I'm getting off my skit where I called out some n*ggers. I get a phone call and this wise guy, referring to himself as karp, asks me for input on automated insult technology, says its some "nigga moment" detection project. I said what the hell are you talking about? He told me he was assembling a team of real gentlemen to build the 1488 project. I said, dude chill I was just trying to get some annoying n*ggers off my set before getting canceled, god I miss the days of seinfeld."
-Michael richards

"Im relaxing at home, and this guy shows up at my door in a very nice car, I think. Who the hell is this guy? He knocks, I invite him in to talk, said he had some deal to work out. Clint, I love gran torino, but what I love the most is seeing the grit of calling out those gooks and n*ggers you did. He shows me a laptop. See this? Imagine a world of digital clint eastwoods tracking down every laundering OP those zipperheads and wetbacks try to do in america. I told him, "you are one real son of bitch, I need a movie about this to make gran torino look like highschool musical", where the fuck do I become a shareholder and can I play you in this awesome movie idea?"
-clint eastwood

>>28861170
need some more of this anime shit

>>28810607
GET THE MONEY

>>28776932
no one knows
>>28777237
>The Elliott Wave Principle posits that collective investor psychology, or crowd psychology, moves between optimism and pessimism in natural sequences. These mood swings create patterns evidenced in the price movements of markets at every degree of trend or time scale.

Can't wait for Palantir to be 20$ next week.

>>28649925
Companies exist to make cash. But for tech companies, the more money you lose the higher your market cap.

this guy fucks