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Sergey Nazarov was the CEO of Chainlink Labs, a successful blockchain company. He was also known for his love of fast food, especially Big Macs from McDonald's. But what many people didn't know was that Sergey had an insatiable appetite, not just for Big Macs, but for money as well.

Sergey had built up a large following of devoted fans and cult-like supporters who believed in the power of Chainlink and its ability to revolutionize the world of finance. But little did they know, Sergey was using their trust and admiration to his advantage.

He began secretly siphoning money from the company's accounts, funneling it into his own personal accounts. And with this newfound wealth, Sergey indulged in his gluttonous desires, spending exorbitant amounts of money on Big Macs, as well as other fast food and luxury items.

At first, his followers didn't notice anything amiss. But as the months went on, they began to realize that something wasn't quite right. The company's profits were dwindling and Sergey's lavish spending was becoming more and more extravagant.

Finally, the truth came out. Sergey was arrested and charged with embezzlement and fraud. The shocked and betrayed followers of Chainlink were left to pick up the pieces and try to rebuild their company without their corrupt leader.

But Sergey didn't care. He was too busy in jail, bribing the guards for extra servings of his beloved Big Macs.