/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58071742
You might have chosen a very retarded strike price, anon. Or allocated way too much to a 4dte gamble.

You know there's an archive, right?

>>57497352
yeah pretty much

>>56948583
I'm here and I actually use LEAPS. You think I'm content with unlevered gains on my Trane?

>>56934239
literally no point in making this argument because everything is a ponzi scheme
Just choose your favorite ponzi to invest in and quit being a cunt

>>56890218
>having only one "fap folder"
Organize your life, anon. This is financial advice.

>>56802024
Never get married, do not have children, don't cohabitate, don't go on vacations together, don't sleep together, don't have sex, don't be seen together, never meet, don't talk online, don't have any contact with women without witnesses or outside of a purely professional contact at all.

>>56777576
lol that's like $50,000 per person on earth. WTF there acutely isn't that much money out there. Someone making $25hr is one of the is in the top 50%. God the world is fucked.

>>56548581
Find God
Become Catholic
>t. I also went through this and now life is better

>>56448909
I mean, yeah, to be clear, in that example I'd look at strikes 5% above the current price and expiring around 11/3.

The "halfway there" maxes out your gamma/delta upside fuckery while doubling the timeframe has saved my ass a few times. Sometimes the market is just slower than you think it should be.

>>56236113
>>56237286
Would either of you be willing to exchange 1BSV for ETH?
Craig Wright aside, I'd just like one or two for sentimental reasons and I can't be bothered to go through KYC. I'd trade for 0.03ETH/BSV, so 50USD/BSV for your troubles.

>>56086953
>It's 22k shares with a ~47 cent average
>it's at 19 cents now
dude

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>he invests in "crypto" instead of stocks, bonds and real estate, as actual financial planners recommend
Investing in cryptocurrencies as a hobby is fine, but as a long-term investment? Come on.

>>55879630
You're unironically better off leasing a new Nissan Sentra for whatever terms give you the lowest payments than buying this shitbox that will die in under 2 years and will break down on you at random during those 2 years

>>55792996
You should invest in bofa deez nuts nigga

>>55751179
Full-res image.

>>55700092
If you're committed to being a lifelong wagie NPC then it's fine
If you're going to be an actual /biz/ness man and make it then don't do it

>>55432431
We're bored of stock splits, now we have video splits.

do i go to the bank to buy stocks?

>>55181916
>Hihi, anon, are weeeee going back to your place or mine? ;) *giggle emoji* *winking*
Look at her without a single facial muscle twitching, for three seconds, in complete silence. Stand there totally motionless, as if time had briefly frozen.
>You can send me the Excel file through the email. I am already familiar with the task.
Continue standing there motionless, in total silence.

>>55042364
I only care about sex, and that's why I exclusively fuck whores.

>be director
>receive stock compensation
>sell a small portion of the total stock you own for money
>bears scream about how bearish it is you aren't holding and buying more

if ES manages to break through 4200 and stay there then we're moving out of this current crab range of 4050 - 4200. i wouldn't be remotely surprised if any gains made today were lost the moment jpow opens his mouth tomorrow